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Post by Maricopa Community Forum on Nov 14, 2007 18:55:11 GMT -7
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever cut your grass and found a car. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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